I intended to fully test the new rule set for Candy Land I like to call “Candy Land Wars,” but have not had the time, so I went ahead and published the rules as written last week.
This is all theory, and I can’t vouch for how fun it is. I will post again when I’ve had a chance to playtest.
UPDATE: Forgot the URL!
http://grandpotato.com/no-added-pieces/candy-land-wars/
This reminds me of that time I truly planned to make a low budget student film spoof of Reservoir Dogs called Basin Bears, featuring plastic CareBear figurines, GI Joe weaponry, and a shit-ton of strawberry syrup. True story. “He stared at me! Oh, god! He stared off my ear!!!” “Fuck you, Grumpy! I’m fucking bleeding to death over here!” … “Mr. Cheer? I don’t wanna be Mr. Cheer; that’s a little bit too much like Mr. Gay.” … “What you need is a commode cloud story; every narc needs a commode cloud story to break the ice.”